Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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