they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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