windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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