She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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