Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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