Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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