at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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