you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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