A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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