Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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