you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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