Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
vagina is talking i cant
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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