There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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