marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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