I am full of burrito and curiosity
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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