fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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