OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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