so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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