talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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