her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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