i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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