...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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