Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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