i don't like sucking hair
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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