i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I am one with the molecules
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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