ADVERTISEMENT

• (519): View more from Ontario

  due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

  Fav 21 9490 1586

  share tweet
  

• (207): View more from Maine

  Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.

  Fav 2 4528 1432

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat

  Fav 18 4648 1076

  share tweet
  

• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

  Fav 19 4678 1671

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (310): View more from California

  Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.

  Fav 3 1484 1069

  share tweet
  

• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers

  Fav 6 1655 678

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (513): View more from Ohio

  People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?

  (1-513): View more from Ohio

  YES.

  Fav 3 1636 670

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

  Fav 1 803 454

  share tweet
  

• (510): View more from California

  Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?

  Fav 4 839 1112

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.

  Fav 4 1078 595

  share tweet
  

• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.

  Fav 5 766 535

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (706): View more from Georgia

  When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just vodka nap now...

  Fav 1 888 638

  share tweet
  

• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?

  Fav 3 1254 454

  share tweet
  

• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  THOUGHT

  Fav 3 239 434

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (330): View more from Ohio

  In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.

  Fav 4 138 35

  share tweet
  

Randomize