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So, how was the dinner

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Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

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(406): So, how was the dinner (1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive. http://tfl.nu/9pb0

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(816): View more from Missouri

FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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(816): FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine... http://tfl.nu/7ts7

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(815): View more from Illinois

Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.

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(815): Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic. http://tfl.nu/2mbo

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(818): got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night http://tfl.nu/zxc1

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(330): View more from Ohio

So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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(330): So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol http://tfl.nu/6yav

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(562): View more from California

she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(562): she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight. http://tfl.nu/mepj

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(952): View more from Minnesota

well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.

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(952): well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning. http://tfl.nu/jye2

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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.

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(724): i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud. http://tfl.nu/ruob

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(585): View more from New York

She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back

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(585): She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back http://tfl.nu/7ssu

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(516): View more from New York

1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.

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By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.

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(516): 1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model. (516): By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method. http://tfl.nu/fz41

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.

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(570): Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear. http://tfl.nu/m0op

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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins

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(845): Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins http://tfl.nu/if6l

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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.

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(330): Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together. http://tfl.nu/j4c1

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.

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(612): I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them. http://tfl.nu/b8xn

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(773): View more from Illinois

Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.

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Can you see in?

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(773): Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter. (1-773): Can you see in? http://tfl.nu/hc5g

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