so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.