Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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(562): View more from California

he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

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(914): View more from New York

All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.

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(845): View more from New York

Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..

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(1-618): View more from Illinois

Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

(618): View more from Illinois

Your skills amaze me

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