she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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