I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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