im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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