Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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