clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm always down for nudity.
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