Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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