look no pants
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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