I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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