speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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