do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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