Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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