i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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