The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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