ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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