he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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