i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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