'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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