Me too!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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