Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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