North Korea, Best Korea!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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