I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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