that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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