Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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