Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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