Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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