when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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